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everyone seems abit tense so i thought id give a shot at lightening the mood with some jokes i came up with, these arent meant to insult anyone just some XD so have a good laugh. enjoy and if you want post in the comments more jokes and ill add them on but no name calling or poking fun at ppl unless they allow it please. 

1-Whats is the diference between an enforcer, the wind and a vacum?

The wind blows the vacum sucks and the enforcer blows sucks and swallows.

 

2- whats the diference between a Vista and an Oven?

the oven dosnt moan when you shove meat into it 

3- how cheap is a traveler?

so cheap they dont even pay attention

4- whats the diference between a CHOTA and a pig?

the pig has an excusse to why it smells bad

5- how many CHOTA does it take to change a light bulb?
whats a light Bulb?

6- how many lightbearers to change a light bulb?

none candles only. 

7 ( by Agression ) - What is the difference between Enforcers and Laxatives ?

 None, they both irritate the shit out of you. 

 

8 ( by straiter jacketed ) How do you tell the difference between someone from Vista and someone from Lightbarers?

One's light headed and the others thick!

((Lol! Best ones arethe first two

*Middle Finger*

Miss Nibbles's picture

hehe, I love cheesy jokes like this. :>

 

 

 

(( Here is one

How many enforcers does it take to kill one person?

A whole damn batallion

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(( What is the difference between Enforcers and Laxatives ?

 

Noone, they both irritate the shit out of you.

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((How do you tell the difference between someone from Vista and someone from Lightbarers?

One's light headed and the other thick!

*Middle Finger*



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