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((From the Diary of Keith Rawkings))

So today I got up and did nothin.'' Went up to the roof  and smoked a blunt. Started dancing' on top of that old messed up roof. There was a big gaping hole where half of the roof used to be, so if I fell down, I'd probably only hit the floor and not the ground. I Just hung out there for a while.
((Queue up Billy Idol's "Dancing with myself" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU ))

After a period of time I looked over at the Gazebo and saw Foxx Dogg standin on the roof of it waving at me. I yelled out to him to git is ass up that roof and hang out with me. Got him high on a fresh blunt.

He started spillling some of his history when I inquired. He said he's been around a long time and that he used to be a clone. Something about losing his collar as a punishment a couple of years back and something about him being a "hybrid." Basically he had his DNA crossed with some nasty werewolf soundin' thing. Said he could talk to animals. I thought he was lying to me. I laughed at him a little and made him come downstairs to where Poopis was. I told him to ask Poopis if he liked the beans I was feedin' em and he made some kind of funny growlin' noises to Poopis. Poopis apparently answered back to him "yes!" Well then I thought that was a pretty funny joke. So I asked Foxx to ask Poopis where he buried that bone the other day. Fox did the same growling thing and then told me "He says under the porch." So I scurried over to the porch and dug around where we thought it might be. And sure as shit there was a bone there! Now I was convinced. Fox Dogg was not fuckin' around about this. I got all excited and asked Fox to inquire to Poopis how I was gonna git ma self laid, or maybe hook up with that cute girl back in Serenity. Well the dog wasn't much help. He just told me to "be myself." Yeah, thanks Poopis. Real help...

We got bored and decided since there was no radio chatter about the burglary, that maybe if we kept our heads low, we could git on back down to Serenity Falls and do a little drinkin and womanizin'. I thought maybe we could do like a two man and a dog circus act (now that I knew Poopis could talkto us) and maybe I'd hold my hat out for spare chips at the end of every performance. The possibiites were endless...
I'm writing this now as we're half way down the  road between New Flagstaff and Serenity. Fox stopped to feed his horse. I think he wonders what I'm writing in here...

((the next entry is more heavilly scrawled like someone half wasted wrote it))

Yeah, I remember goin; to town. Yeah we saw that camaro and I showed Fox. Used to have one, lonnggg time ago. He didn't know about no camaro. I think it was Dru's garage. But it was on a funny side a tha street. How many red cars in this town? No one home. I fixed 'er washer. Showed Fox how to do it too.Gabe would be proud a me. hah  Shit was leakin' Found some red underwear in there. He told me to put em back.
We got some beer kegs. Mexican guy with a bloody stick was guardin' em. Foxx paid em for some kegs instead of tearin' the man's arm off for em. Speakin a tearin.. Fox is the bionic man. Tore the damn top a that keg off.
Fuzzy showed up. I called. Lured her out when she called on the comm. Tried hookin' them CHOTA up. Didn't go well. Some new guy named Russel was there.  I Kept serving whiskey... .Biker gal was there. Solunati. Somehow knew Fox. Almost killed each other. Not good.
I kissed Fuzzy as a distraction. Worked, cept fuzzy tried to kill me. Solunati shot at me, I ran. Fuzzy got pissed. shot at me. Fox pulled his piece on both of em. Fuzzy started shootin' again. I started shootin' at Fuzzy. Poopis started humpin' the counter. ((bugged)) Everyone stopped shooting and watched Poopis. This song was playing on the radio ((actual song was playing on demonville radio and we all were listening, it was epic  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k ))
Everyone stopped shooting and dancing. Didn't notice Dru at first. Tried to kiss Fuzzy again. Got knocked down again. Balls crunched. CHOTA heels hurt. Foxx dumped beer keg on ma head.
Saw Dru. Got embrassed. I Smelled like beer.She probably thinks I'm a douche. Foxx cleared the way for me. Made ma move. She did agree to let me help 'er fix stuff sometime. Tighten some bolts I think, Date? Dru doesn't wear shoes.. Tough gal.
Fox Dogg's ma bestest friend. Brofists.
We left..
Hope Fuzzy didn't rape Russel
What a night...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

((if you put the last two photos in a folder, and scroll back and forth the mouse wheel in image preview mode, you'll see what the dog was doing to the counter.))

 

 

 

 

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((*brofist for awesome night*

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Iniya's picture

((Lol, good stuff, Keith.  Keith and Fox Dogg together...oh brother... :D ))

Hugs: There are far too many broken hearts.  Fortunately, anyone can be a mechanic!

Fox's picture

((like two peas in a pod..cept that pod has beer, setting eachother up..and smoking...alot.. :D))

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Iniya's picture

((Whoops, Double Post))

Hugs: There are far too many broken hearts.  Fortunately, anyone can be a mechanic!

Muse's picture

((Hahaha, oh my gosh...reading about Rawkings' antics just keeps me laughing my tush off. I'm really enjoying his silly misadventures!))



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