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This is Susan Grindel at Spider Hill radio with your messages. Let me read the next message, it is. where is the paper? Ahh here, yes the next message is from a Mrs King who wishes good recovery to her husband Stephen. He has injuries from a spider who unfortunately bit his... oh... ummm.. bit him. Yes, he was, umm, injured. Mrs King bit him, umm, no, the spider, yes the spider wishes good, umm, bit him, errr...

THEY ARE HERE!

What? The spiders are here?

NO! ALIENS!

Aliens? Oh I am sorry, our engineer, he has... Charlie! what are you doing?

THEY ARE HERE! I HAVE PROOF!

I am very sorry about this, Listeners, Mr Brie our engineer is confused today, he is- What proof?

I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPH! LOOK!

Sorry Listeners, Charlie, Mr Brie has given me a photograph, I am looking at it now, it is... oh!

Aliens


Charlie? Have you asked Veronica or Mr Sharkdog about this?

THEY ARE ALIENS?

No! Of course not! I am sure there is a good explanation of this photograph.

ALIENS!

No, not aliens. Veronica is too sensible to be from Outerspace. She does not fly in a spaceship, she will be quietly probably has a quiet evening perhaps talking with friends at home and - Oh sorry, listeners! Ummm... oh yes... Mrs King and her husband Spider...

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"No, not aliens. Veronica is too sensible to be from Outerspace."

Fake news.

Joe Spivey's picture

Veronica and sensible. Veronica and sensible. Nope, never seen those two words used together before.

Stick with me kid and you'll be farting through silk.



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