This is Susan Grindel of Spider Hill Radio with important news. Strange pale face creatures have been seen in Spider Hill town. It is not known who they are or what they want. They be from some clone experiment or may be-
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They may be from some clone experiment or may be creatures from the radiation zones. At the present time we do not know.
You can identify them by the pale faces, striped tops and berets. Yes, berets. They are also seen to make strange hand waving. Do not approach them, we repeat do not approach them.
We will return soon with more informations when we have them.