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Lost at Shore - Part 2

Veronica Volt's picture
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The sailors were singing.

What shall we do with a drunken Veronica?
What shall we do with a drunken Veronica?
What shall we do with a drunken Veronica?
Early in the morning!

"I am noth thrunk," Veronica said red eyes half closed and waving a bottle in front of her as she sat on a chest in the sailor hut.

'Are you sure?' Ishmael said. 'You look a little unsteady.'

'Noth,' Veronica said speaking a little louder than normal. She stood up, swayed a little and grabbed the box to stop her falling.

'You sway!" Jim said laughing.

'Nooo, thath is the sea, it isth schtormy,' Veronica explained.

'What?' Stormy asked.

'Schtormy,' Veronica repeated.

'What?' Stormy asked.

'Thisth room is amazing!' Veronica said.

The sailors looked around the not so amazing hut. 'Really?' Ishmael said surprised.

'Yesth,' Veronica said looking at the bottle in hand. 'It is like firewater thath swims inth the headth.'

The sailors looked at each other confused before Stormy laughed. 'Oh...the rum!' he said.

'Yesth, the Room,' Veronica said.

Jim took the bottle from Veronica, “perhaps enough firewater for you today.”

'Whath are weth making?' Veronica asked.

'A compass,' Stormy said. 'Perhaps best to wait until tomorrow, after sleep.'

'Yesth,' Veronica said. 'Sleep.' She fell into a hammock. Rolled over and quickly fell out bumping to the floor.

Jim moved to check her. 'Is she okay?' Ishmael asked. Veronica asleep muttered something that none of them understood. 'Yes, she is okay,' Jim replied. 'However perhaps not her head tomorrow morning.'


Joe Spivey's picture

YARGH! the rum! 'been the ruin of us all YARGHHH!

Stick with me kid and you'll be farting through silk.

Engel's picture

(( This reminds me of an odd party at Pass Chris, in Pink's bar, where we danced to pirate songs. ))

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